I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU ARE COPING WITH THE COVID. ARE YOU LEARNING NEW HOBBIES/SKILLS? ARE YOU READING THAT STACK OF IMPORTANT BOOKS IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR ZOOM CALLS? ARE YOU EYE GUZZLING SOME/ALL PEAK TEEVEE? GROWING A BEARD? ORGANIZED THE TOOLS/SOCKS/SHIRTS BY COLOR? HELD A ZOOM MEETING IN A DRESS SHIRT BUT NO PANTS? TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT OVER A COCKTAIL. MAYBE DINNER IS MORE APPEALING,I'M SURE YOU'D LOVE TO WATCH ME COOK WHILE YOU ENJOY A COLD DRINK, OR SHARE OYSTERS WITH ME (ME IN OUTFIT OF YOUR CHOOSING. MAYBE YOU, LIKE ME, HAVE BEEN IN QUARANTINE TOO LONG AND ARE FEELING A LITTLE (SHE BITE HER LOWER LIP) FRISKY? REGARDLESS YOUR PARTICULARS I'D LIKE TO MAKE US BOTH FEEL MORE HUMAN AND A WHOLE LOT MORE RELAXED. SO, IMAGINE SOME VIRTUAL SCENARIOS AND LET'S OPEN UP!
choose your own adventure
(I'm sure something here will give rise to some wanderlust)
Considerate + Thoughtful = OH! AH!
1. Money exchanged is for time and companionship only. Anything else that may or may not occur is a matter of personal choice between two or more consenting adults of legal age and is not contracted for, nor requested to be contracted for, or compensated for in any manner.
2. You must be verified or I am unable to see you, no exceptions. I am friendly to new friends however - please inquire.
3. Consideration shall be in an unsealed envelope in the bathroom in plain view at the beginning of our date. If we are meeting in public please place the donation in a gift bag or card. Please never discuss the donation.
4.Cancellation policy: I understand life happens and sometimes circumstances are unforeseen. However it takes a lot of effort and time to make sure I am absolutely perfect for you. Please no less than 12 hour notice of cancellation. If you must cancel less than 12 hours... a gift card makes for a lovely placeholder for us! (Net-a-Porter, Ulta, Spa)
5. Hygiene is of the upmost importance. Please be freshly showered with clean hands and fresh breath!
Here is why I so enjoy our time together: First, you are always on-time, such a rarity these days that it makes a big impression on me, and sets the tone for a lovely & relaxed date. Secondly, you put your phone away - that tells me you are ALL mine. You always meet me someplace elegant and upscale - you are such the gentleman! I so enjoy sharing a drink with you because our conversations are always interesting. Also it is very endearing that you take the time to get to know me (and that definitely pays dividends). And you are always so considerate to keep the room so nice and warm for me. And that you always remember I like room temp water and COLD Champagne. A warm room, a freshly showered gentleman... makes me want to show-off for you.